They gave him a hat
He had
other plans
Some dogs chase balls
Some dogs chase their tails
This one accidentally started a movement
Meet dog wif poop — a good boy with the worst accessory in internet history and absolutely no idea why everyone is staring
No grand destiny, no secret master plan
Just a tiny dog, a terrible crown, and a community that looked at him and said “yeah, that's our guy”
The legend was inevitable
Small paws, enormous main character energy
The only thing we're building is the bit
A shared joke is better with the whole pack
